I've been reading some of our past material, and what struck me is the huge number of insightful / hilarious / moving lines that have been delivered by our characters over the years. I thought it would be great to start a 'Quotable Legionnaires' thread for members to post their favorite Legionnaires quotes. You can post as many, or as few, as you'd like, as may times as you'd like. Let's make this fun!
Here's my first couple of quotes:
"That's it? No 'I'm sorry,' no 'I want to make up for what I did to you,' just a slap on the ass and a 'get to it?' Just like that, and I'm back in the saddle?"
- Dr. Lisa Schultz to General Charles Maxwell, Equinox
“YOU IDIOTS! STOP DYING!”
- Archdale Ren to Order of the New Republic Troops, Operation VI: Bloodhound
"That's it? No 'I'm sorry,' no 'I want to make up for what I did to you,' just a slap on the ass and a 'get to it?' Just like that, and I'm back in the saddle?"
- Dr. Lisa Schultz to General Charles Maxwell, Equinox
“YOU IDIOTS! STOP DYING!”
- Archdale Ren to Order of the New Republic Troops, Operation VI: Bloodhound
"Schuster's 'Mech seemed to be an angel cast from heaven, its feathers burning off in its descent to hell."
Operation IV: Phoenix Down
Operation IV: Phoenix Down
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"Ground support - would you kindly rendezvous at my coordinates and escort our "guest" to his new quarters? I'm sure he'll find the Aloha deck quite accomodating."
QUOTE
I chuckled, knowing what the code word "aloha" meant. Whether he'd enjoy it or not, I really didn't care. What I do know is that his mech would bring handsome amounts of C-bill of salvage and we had the equiment to move it.
A good moment in OpI Broken Arrow. Benjamin Maxwell's order and my reply. Ahhh... The good ol days...
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Ya know, thats the funny thing about war crimes, you need evidence or witnesses to prove them. Simply erradicate these two things and you are practically innocent.
ROFL!!! This is me in Op I! Was I really such a hardass back then?
Man, I'm getting quite a kick outta that!
"DiForenza."
"I could be. . .but then again, for the right price, I could be anyone."
"For the price I'm paying, I expect you to be no one at all."
- General Harold Saxon to DiForenza the Arms Merchant, Outskirts of Gellen's Heights
"Transfer two million C-Bills to this account. . .mark it as 'EFT from Hashoush's Electronic Bazaar,' with the message 'Your confidentiality is appreciated.'"
- General Harold Saxon to Jennifer DuBois, Outskirts of Gellen's Heights
"I could be. . .but then again, for the right price, I could be anyone."
"For the price I'm paying, I expect you to be no one at all."
- General Harold Saxon to DiForenza the Arms Merchant, Outskirts of Gellen's Heights
"Transfer two million C-Bills to this account. . .mark it as 'EFT from Hashoush's Electronic Bazaar,' with the message 'Your confidentiality is appreciated.'"
- General Harold Saxon to Jennifer DuBois, Outskirts of Gellen's Heights
This struck me as funny....Maxwell confusion.
"The crew's assembled for the briefing! How in the hell...fine. You want a solution? Here's one: get me Maxwell. What? No! Not that Maxwell. The other one. Excuse me? I don't give a damn what the MRBC thinks. I want him here in thirty minutes. No excuses."
"The crew's assembled for the briefing! How in the hell...fine. You want a solution? Here's one: get me Maxwell. What? No! Not that Maxwell. The other one. Excuse me? I don't give a damn what the MRBC thinks. I want him here in thirty minutes. No excuses."
"You're supposed to inject ZIP into a vein on your forearm only...never anywhere else. I therefore reached through the bars and injected the entire dose into the guard's forehead. Before the burly man had time to fully realize what happened, he sagged to the floor, out of the game for the time being. He would in short order be receiving unemployment benefits for failing a 'random' drug screening on the job, and I was now the proud owner of an empty autoinjector."
- Lieutenant James Norrington, Operation X: Lockdown
I laughed and laughed when I read this one!
- Lieutenant James Norrington, Operation X: Lockdown
I laughed and laughed when I read this one!
"I jumped on Captain Maxwell and beat him to a pulp to hell. His blood came out of his eyes and everywhere, and he kinda started looking like Robinson Carusoe"
-Ye Olde Villedge Idiote, Who the hell knows when?
"I rode in on my segway and screamed "Get Down" and threw my Holy Hand Grenade and then these guards ran in with C4 and I screamed "OH SHIT!". They blasted me into the vacuum of space and I had to get into my hymmer and I were sucked into the vaccum of space while Robinson Carusoe laughed at me."
-Same idiot, same time.
-Ye Olde Villedge Idiote, Who the hell knows when?
"I rode in on my segway and screamed "Get Down" and threw my Holy Hand Grenade and then these guards ran in with C4 and I screamed "OH SHIT!". They blasted me into the vacuum of space and I had to get into my hymmer and I were sucked into the vaccum of space while Robinson Carusoe laughed at me."
-Same idiot, same time.
You forgot this one:
"I didn't want to wait for the drop crane to finish cycling and come back to get me, and it took too long to get my humvee strapped to the cargo pallette and unloaded as it was, so I decided to take things into my own hands. I turned the key in my hummer's ignition and jammed the ga sspeadel onto the floor and revved the engine, I released the handbrake and sped toward the drop hole, as I saw it coming I tried to apply my brakes enough to slow down and not hit the wall of the drop bay as I flew out but I hit the brakes too late and my humvee wrecked into the wall and kicked up in the air, the airbags went off in my face and slammed me back against my seat as the hymmer bounced off the wall and went flipping out of the dropship end over end. I just barely managed to stay awake as the g forces pulled on my brain and I yanked the parachute ejection cord to open my drag chute. It opened and unfurled behind me which took a long time due to the fact that it had got tangle d in ythe wreck. It unfurled and deploded behind my hummer and slowed me down but then I noticed the rip in the middle which was getting bigger do to the wind going through it.it finally ripped completely out and I was flipping threw the air again for a couple more seconds and then i saw the ground coming up at me ral fast and i hit hit hard. My hummer flipped threw the air and knocked up against a tree as it went by, then it flipped some more and i got thrown threw the winshield as the hummer went by me and it blew up, I passed out."
To which I replied:
The Village Idiot's Diarrhea Blaster Hummer Revolution
It's the Village Idiot's ULTIMATE HUMVEE SHOWDOWN! Featuring nonsensical collisions, amazing parachutal deplodements, humiliating diarrheal explosions, and breathtaking acts of Brain G-Force, all in amazing 3-D! It's the game PC Gamer called "still better than 'Deer Avenger'" in its May 2000 issue!
Available in a toilet near you.
"I didn't want to wait for the drop crane to finish cycling and come back to get me, and it took too long to get my humvee strapped to the cargo pallette and unloaded as it was, so I decided to take things into my own hands. I turned the key in my hummer's ignition and jammed the ga sspeadel onto the floor and revved the engine, I released the handbrake and sped toward the drop hole, as I saw it coming I tried to apply my brakes enough to slow down and not hit the wall of the drop bay as I flew out but I hit the brakes too late and my humvee wrecked into the wall and kicked up in the air, the airbags went off in my face and slammed me back against my seat as the hymmer bounced off the wall and went flipping out of the dropship end over end. I just barely managed to stay awake as the g forces pulled on my brain and I yanked the parachute ejection cord to open my drag chute. It opened and unfurled behind me which took a long time due to the fact that it had got tangle d in ythe wreck. It unfurled and deploded behind my hummer and slowed me down but then I noticed the rip in the middle which was getting bigger do to the wind going through it.it finally ripped completely out and I was flipping threw the air again for a couple more seconds and then i saw the ground coming up at me ral fast and i hit hit hard. My hummer flipped threw the air and knocked up against a tree as it went by, then it flipped some more and i got thrown threw the winshield as the hummer went by me and it blew up, I passed out."
To which I replied:
The Village Idiot's Diarrhea Blaster Hummer Revolution
It's the Village Idiot's ULTIMATE HUMVEE SHOWDOWN! Featuring nonsensical collisions, amazing parachutal deplodements, humiliating diarrheal explosions, and breathtaking acts of Brain G-Force, all in amazing 3-D! It's the game PC Gamer called "still better than 'Deer Avenger'" in its May 2000 issue!
Available in a toilet near you.
I assume that half of that was spell-check replaced? Lmao, those were good days... sort of...
Nope, that was a raw copy and paste directly from Operation I: Broken Arrow!