The things we carry

Tri-fold leather Wallet

House key

Car key

Chapstick

Omega Speedmaster (Day-Date)

Fischer Space Pen (titanium)

Victorinox USB

Gerber Fastdraw 3" knife

Cingular 8125 smartphone

At the moment? Whoo...here goes...

EarHugger Secret Service Covert Earpiece
Field Interview Notebook
Pens x 2
PainCrusher Headache Medicine (2 tablets)
Laminated 10-Code and Clearing Code Cards x 3
Disposable Breathing Barrier
Cell Phone Earpiece
T-Mobile SideKick III
Stinger Tactical Flashlight
Ammo Mags x 2
Winchester 6" Tactical Folding Knife
Glock .45 Cal
OC Spray
Gerber Multitool
Motorola Radio
Keyrings x 2
Smith & Wesson Handcuffs
ASP Collapsable Baton (Police Issue)
Latex Gloves (4 pair)
MAG-Lite 4-Battery LED Flashlight
Tri-fold wallet
Dentyne Fire Chewing Gum
Comb
Visine Eye Drops
Chapstick
Nail Clippers x 2
Lighter

(I THINK that's everything)

Decked out in full Kabuki war makeup eh?

I just got home so here goes:

Wallet

Pocket Lint

Keychain

Cellphone

Name tag from work

Wadded money owed me

ekslacks

immodium a d

pepto bismal

and a tampon to plug my butt with when it all goes wrong

Thank you for sharing.

You have my permission to crawl in a hole and die now.

No tazer Ben? And I think you win btw .

Cool! What's the prize?!?!?


And no, no taser. Sadly. Electrocution is FUN.

Hmm. Ben? Where is that silver hammer of yours?


Btw... DEATH REAVER 89... that's an improper use of MANpons.

Retired it in favor of a silver nail gun. Saves me from the hassle of pounding away repeatedly to drive in a single nail, and the aggravation associated with bent nails.

It also came with a free battery-op screwdriver.

A screw-driver? Nice! Your new toys sound so much cooler for enbanment torture. That silly hammer never even worked... except on myself...