hello

My name Borat. I from Kazakhstan. My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty - please you visit!!!

I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance.

If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one... but if u cheat on me I will crush you!

Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no sexytime

Dude...

What the f---?

I lika play table tennis, I lika shoot dog.

Is this for real?

Here is something interesting i found. Seems this idiot cant even come up with his own ways of making his retardation noticable.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/borat