I have scouered the internet for what i think is the most filarious re-dubbed video clip i have ever seen. It is a rework of an old "educational" movie that has a certain movie's sound dubbed over it.
Can you guess the movie that replaces the actual voice in this clip? (Its really easy btw)
Okay im having problems here uploading this video. I have attached it to the post but how do i make it appear in the post? can any of you see it or download it? Can any give me some help?
Cheers, Keith
Thanks Ben, i see now what i have to do in future
Geez... how troublesome. I hope things get straightened out Ben.
Hi gang.
With work stress getting me down to an entirely low depth, i have finally begun to re-register and start applying for jobs (a long task that requires me to fill out more than the normal amount of paper work).
So far i have managed to apply for two jobs. The paper work for each of these has taken several days to piece together and is a very arguous task.
I want to thank you all for your patients during the time i havnt been posting - something that i can
Thanks guys, i appreciate it. I have just now completed another job application (just this moment finished
)
I started from 5pm and it is now 9:10pm.
I have decided to post a link to the show you the jobs that i can actually apply for.
http://www.army.mod.uk/ralsu/RALSU (R
Today i received a letter saying, once again i had not been accepted for a job interview. I am nearly at my wits end!
On the plus side, i have started to jot down ideas for a short story i hope to publish on the website as well as my local paper. More new soon.
Hi gang, just to let you know that I wont be able to post this coming Friday or Saturday as I will be away target shooting
Take care, Keith
p.s I am also doubtful that i will be able to post Thursday as i will be having my German lessons and then straight after that I will be packing.
Hi guys. I got back int last night and was too knackered to do any post at all. Tonight, i sat down and wrote a huge paragraph about what I had done over the weekend. However, when i tried to upload the two videos i have for you, i was "404'd" and lost everything I wrote here.
So here is the short version.
Me and my dad went target shooting at an american military base in Germany called Vogelweh. The two videos are of me and my dad firing an AR-15, which is th
It is a Marlin .22 rifle. Very very accurate. VERY VERY light trigger. Honestly, a slight breeze could set it off...
btw, im firing at a 25 meter range.
Yeh, about that Ben. Apparently theres a law about ploughing down entire villages with those things... my camera was taken away from me for a while. Bastards erased the memory card and hard harsh words with me... ¬_¬
Welcome back mate, nice to have you with us.
I hope this teaches u never to mess with german kids on Unreal Tournament for the PC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNQPYY9ZzzU
Whether they were both faking it or not, i would never let myself get that stressed by a video game. I think if u get THAT competative then u shouldnt play video games at all...
Regardless, that was hilarious
Thanks mate, i really appreciate it. Im so happy its unbelievable!
Im just counting down the days now and preparing for it all
Cheers, Keith
Without a doubt, that looks really really kool.
I actually hope that one day there will be a full length Mech Warrior movie with a nice hollywood budget behind it
On a similar subject, i have heard (through word of mouth) that a Mech Assault 3 for the xbox 360 is in production. One of the main issues that they are concerning themselves is with the authentisi
Although i was away for most of this OP due to shit that was happening in my life, i did truely enjoy reading through it. It was also nice for me to write ask Sam. Without a doubt, this OP has inspired me to bring Sam out of his shell. I am currently writing an entire story for our bounty hunter hero/pervert....
The chopper landed gently atop of the gargantuan Equinox building complex. I stepped out onto the hardened tarmac of the helipad and took a moment to take in everything. Equinox overlooked the glistening Gellen River, which sparkled delicately in the twilight sun. The grey building complex took on a tanned orange colour as the sun slipped behind the blanket of night as it continued to set. The fat, red dot squatted on the horizon and
"Saburo...how do you feel?" The words flew out of Charles’ lips and hit me like a projectile brick. It had been along time since someone had actually asked me how I had felt. But I knew exactly how to respond to the question.
“Charles, I haven’t felt
The rain storm had passed. Now peaceful calmness drenched the soaked city of Gellen’s Heights. I had sat up through the entire night atop the Equinox building, watching the thriving, near hypnotic trance of the city’s pulsating nightlife. The nightlife was a living entity of it’s own, breathing from the darkness and feeding in the artificial illumination. The entire viewing of this ‘organism’ was equal to watching a sped up
I have one candidate who might be interested. I am currently explaining how things operate. Give me a few days... I will try and get him into the next active campaign
Hi guys
i wont be able to post this weekend because i will be away again at my parent's new house, sanding down doors and cutting their garden ¬_¬;;;
SO i will see yas later
BYEEE
Hi guys. Im back again.
I start my new job tomorrow, so no posting tonight as i need an early night's sleep.
Posting to resume either tomorrow night or Tuesday.
Cheers, Keith
My first day at my new job was awesome. The small group i work with are a pleasant bunch and i seem to fit in quite nicely
The only thing i need to wait on is my office to be cleared out. Its taken slightly longer because most of the labourers have handed in their notice. Funnily enough the Labourers come under the same branch as mine, BOSS branch. I cant remember what BOSS sta
I think, given the situation with Major Maxwell, a merger would help support the Legionnaire's fragile legs...
But then again, i just need the work....
i really should buy this game...
Hi guys, i need to do this post quickly.
We have had router problems and the internet is frequently switching on and off. My parents set off for Las Vegas tomorrow, and tonight was the last chance me and my dad had at fixing the damn things. It is stable right now, however should I dissapear for 2 weeks, the reason is internet problems!
Cheers, Keith
Yep, with the current Locale's thing over I plan to write up the notes into objective bullet points. It'll will contain several surprises that i wanted to keep secret. This OP has actually been in the back of my mind since i started the whole Jade Map Stone arc. I hope u'll all like it
Cheers, Keith
Good luck with the move
welcome back
Sorry that above one was me!
I also meant to add that the following characters wont be posting during that time -
Kei-teh Kintaru
Saburo Kintaru
Sam Grisham
cheers, Keith
Unfortuantly, unforeseen circumstances have meant that i will now be leaving today and not tommorow (saturday).
I had planned a huge post however it will have to wait until tuesday. sorry about that!
Cheers, Keith
Hay gang
i got back in late last night and was unable to post, however i will be posting later tonight
Cheers, Keith
Fear not Mr Norrington, for a bag of peanuts are more threatening than Ron is to us.
Welcome back Ron
Sorry ive been pretty inactive, I should be back into the swing of things by this friday.
Cheers, Keith
Yes Zhukov is gone indeed...
Nice to see you back
welcome back
I've had the same problems Desparado (minus the girl ¬_¬) - dont worry about it.
I had my sister staying with me for three months until her exams were over, so that was a pain in the arse. However, she has gone back to my parents, so I've got my pc to myself!
cheers, Keith
Great stuff Alex, cant wait to see more!
Awesome work. Although i have yet to read up about "The Dark Ages" i am certainly pleased that there is a continual theme with Crayven, and that it isnt simply "lost" a few years later.
Hay dont worry bout it. Ive been completely exhausted looking after 2 old doggies who are worse than children 0_0
i got a fantastic 4 hours sound sleep last night.... (unenthusiastic) yay...
I love it! It fits well with the Crayven logo. I also like the idea that u can switch between the two skins (subBlack) depending on ur mood
Good job!
Cheers, Keith
MA 2 doesnt work at all, which is a BIG let down. I have the full 360 system and it wont play. However, much to everyone rejoice im sure, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events™ and Barbie™ Horse Adventures™ Wild Horse Rescue™ can be played on ur 360.... ¬_¬
ERm...... my erm... Mum, yea, she bought em for me, not knowing what to buy....
Ahem... anyways! There will more than likely be an update. Dont buy a 360 on the wings of halo 3, buy a 360 because of the advanced Live community options, HDTV compatability and outstanding graphics.
... BUT if ur after a single reason to get a 360 now... buy i
I think u said u was getting it for PC wasnt u?
The game looks fantastic on a HDTV and will absorb your life. I have to tether myself to the living room door so that if i am sucked too far into the game my parents or someone can help pull me out of Oblivion....
Christ almight Alex that was fantastic! Did you make those in game videos or were they a bunch of clips u sewed together to make the music video?
Either way you've done a outstanding job! Well done.
WOW... i mean... ur first attempt! Thats fantastic. I use windows movie maker once in a while to make stupid vidoes... but nothing on this scale.
Although its clips from the internet stringed together it is an outstanding acheivement on this level. Again, thats a job well done Alex
Congratulations buddy!
In the UK u dont have "graduation" like u guys do. We get a certificate, a pat on the back and a kick up the arse
Hiya Sue! Its great to hear from u again. I hope u'll make a speedy recovery
Cheers, Keith
Hi guys. The next OP would have been ready for monday. However my oldest dog, who is nearly 17, took a turn for the worst saturday night. She collapsed and i feared that i would be taking her to the vets to have her put down. However, about 4-5 hours after she had collapsed, she appeared to be okay and was soon standing and pesturing for some doggy treats. As u can probably understand, im beyond tired.
However, it is a german holiday tommorow, so i'll be able to finish the check
The area was rife with the smell of burning embers. The entire chamber was filling with smoke adding greatly to the confusion. A faint crimson sheath had faded and blurred my vision. But unfortunately for me, I didn’t last long.
My vision focused on the scene that had haunted me nearly ever night. Before me, ten maybe fifteen meters, the familiar events unfolded. Kei-teh, my brother wrestled manically with General Ren.
I took a chair towards the back of the briefing room. I knew I wouldn’t have any questions. I just wanted to know the objective and how we would go about achieving that. No questions asked, no bullshit answers. I pushed myself deeply into the back on the plush chair, wishing every other maggot would get in here so that the show could finally start.
I glanced a little over to the left of the podium, just in time to see Charles
With the briefing over I wondered over to the mess hall. For most, the after briefing meal seemed to be tradition more than anything. For me it was simply a meal - nothing more nothing less. I hunched over my hot plate of spiced pork and rice, shovelling food into my mouth periodically. Each mouthful was tasted, chewed and swallowed as if it were my last meal. The dream from this morning still haunted me. It had chilled my very bones
EDIT - Hi guys. As you know i recently had a massive lightning storm that took out several things in my house. Well because the newer router died, we had to use our older one. Its very tempremental and sometimes cuts the internet off for long periods of time. This weekend was the longest, hense the reason i didnt post on friday or saturday ¬_¬ ...
Things seem stable now, I will be posting later on tonight.
EDIT - La Post! (sorry it's short)
Deneb Kaitos’ capitol was a fascinating spectacle. It’s architecture and style was Romanesque and although I wasn’t especially an observer, it certainly had me in awe for several moments. Unlike the bland office buildings of Gellens Heights, Deneb Kaitos’ stong, immovable stone giants added a suitably aesthetic setting for its inhabitants.
Our trip through the city was cut short though as we had already arrived outsid
“He is…”
“His name is Kei-teh Kintaru… my brother…” I said in utter disbelief. At first I thought it was another delusional experience. With Maxwell standing beside me, I instantly felt reassured that this was the real
If the shocking return of my presumed dead brother had reduced me to a silent sack of high emotions, I could only watch and understand the collective shock of the Legionnaires as yet another relic from the past fluttered into the briefing room.
During my stay at Site 187, I had read all the profiles the databanks had to offer. Desperado’s had turned up some interesting information, and with his returning to the
uni
Meanwhile…
“How much longer?” I pestered. My nerves were set on edge. We were lucky to get this far. My mind rolled back to the moment our lance was split up. We had been wondering the seemingly silent corridors, only to be caught up in a deadly ambush. Out numbered and outgunned, the only thing that kept the battl
Do u happen to be Bushido lord?
bushido lord who said he was miyamoto from the site but is infact not bushido lord and is really Miyamoto. The other miyamoto (the one who doesnt write in "l33t") is obviously the fake!
QUOTE(Major Benjamin Maxwell @ Jun 12 2006, 10:00 PM) [snapback]1349[/snapback]
Rest assured, it's not Gen.
I've banned the IP address it came from. I hope it doesn't ban anyone who might post here regularly.
Yes, because cell phone/true wireless in
Where the heck are ya mate? Are you going to join in on the new OP thats just started?
Cheers, Keith
Hi gang.
I have some important news. My dad received an Email this morning at work saying that he has been selected for a job in Luxemburg. This means that my family will be moving to the french speaking country of Luxemburg within the next 2-3 months.
However, I am currently looking into staying in Germany. This means changing my current status, finding a flat and a tonne of other crap. It does mean that there may be a chance of me not being able to access the internet fo
UPDATE - The job my dad has got is with a company called NAMSA. He'll be working on a NATO military base. Right now he is waiting for security clearance which could take up to 6 months.
So basically i have any time between now and 6 months (ish) to get things sorted.
Cheers, Keith
Hi Ben
Luxemburg is about a 3-4 hour drive from where i currently live.
In relation to the house that my parents own on the mosel its a 40 min train trip.
I will continually keep u guys posted with all of this because i dont want to just drop off the face of this site
It looks like it will take 6 months - a good thing for me as i need
Hi guys. Today i spoke to my boss about my status changing. He said that he has to present my case to the budget managers. The reason its being called a "case" is because of budget reasons. My boss has to explain and justify why i should stay in my job. It can go 50/50 at this stage.
Its utterly nerve racking. This process will take time - time that i dont have. Im loosing lots of sleep over it and its completely frustrating.
But other than that I'm okay and
Alright! Internet: back online (just).
I will post a pic and two vids to show u the damage/storm later today or whenever.
Cheers, Keith
Hi gang.
As promised here is a pic and a couple videos of what happened at the storm.
http://www.crayven.net/dropbox/IMG_0036.jpghttp://www.crayven.net/dropbox/MVI_0037.avihttp://www.crayven.net/dropbox/MVI_0038.avi
Hi gang, ive had more router problems today (we are using the old one until our insurance policy catches up to us)
Internet has been going on and off so i wasnt able to address the issue with the movie (MVI_0038), nor will i be able to post tonight. It is already 11pm here. Im tired, stressed and bloody hot.
I will be meeting with some friends from my old school friday night and i will be posting saturday. Sorry for fucking around but i cannot concentrate right now.
I saw this earlier and it took me a few moments to think of a reply. My vote was obviously no, however i didnt know what to say.
If i found out this site was to be closed, id be gutted. In all honesty i absolutely love this site. I might not be the most knowledgeable in battletech, but i sure as hell love writing along side fantastic and imaginative minds like yourselves.
The site is just going through a rough time. Im in the middle of choosing a path in my life. Its a ver
Okay, I know there is a confident vote ruling here, but I cant help but get the feeling someone is using multiple accounts to vote more than once on this. Call me a whatever names you like, but I cant honestly think that there are more people wanting to close this than there are people wanting to keep this site open.
Now IF someone IS using multiple accounts, I will be quite disappointed.
If those are genuine votes, then I have to say I'm shocked that anyone would vot
Fantastic! Welcome back
Although i dont think we actually met, i do know who u are and i eagerly awate to hear more from you in the OPs.
Speaking of OPs, i will have to post tommorow, as ive been working my ass off sorting things around the house.
POSTing tommorow, i swear
Im a huge movie buff. Seriously. I also love the terrible shit movies that are shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000. When i say that, i actually mean i like the sarcastic, piss taking remarks they come up with. Absolutely hilarious!
Im also an anime fan and i am currently absorbed into Naruto.
As for tv shows... i cant say i watch them much. But
QUOTE(Guest @ Aug 5 2006, 01:17 PM) [snapback]1499[/snapback]
LMFAO! That was hilarious Garland
Sorry, that was me again...
Oops, i forgot to log in earlier
thats my post above
Damn, i dont have my British to American dictionary... erm...
Gambling machines, where you put the coin in and try to get three in a row of something
lol, i should have been clearer, sorry
As much as i deperately wanted that cheese burger... i said yes - i think tis quite a nice idea
I'll have extra relish on mine please...
I listen to alot of metal music, rock music and most brands of rock music.
However, i have to confess I listen to a fair amount of classical music and I am currently listening to some choice opera tracks.
Yeah, im weird like that, but it gives me inspiration
Here is something interesting i found. Seems this idiot cant even come up with his own ways of making his retardation noticable.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/borat
I was going to wait until i got home after work to announce this, but i couldnt contain myself.
I WILL be staying in Germany, living in a flat on my own. My job was successfully changed into a DEL status, meaning i can keep my job and not move to Luxemburg! The weeks and weeks of waiting for an answer is over
I will update as appropriate and will h
Lol sorry, i dont have a clue who these guys are
Might a suggest though - Dragonforce
They have some really meaty and lengthy guitar riffs that are worth listening to!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRtlG5Bs1R0Check em out - the above link is for a song tha
I am also in the middle of a moving from my parents house to my flat so im sure u will understand if i dont post immediately. However, i do promise to post
I chose "Other" because Indian food wasnt labled there. Being a brit i loves my hot curries!
Though the ring sting is a lil too much sometimes...
I also like Mexican, Chinese, and Italian as my next three.
HEE HEE
You should try a chicken Phal curry - hottest curry created in Britain.
Interesting curry fact - most currys that you try outside of India dont exist in India. Asking for a chicken Tikka Masala there will only cause raised eyebrows. Alot of the curry's in Britain are catered around how the British wanted their spicy dish. When Indian restur
If you come to Germany, you cant leave without having a steak. The Germans absolutely LOVE their steaks! Usually it will have some form of butter on or near it. This can be garlic, paprika or Krauter butter - all of which are fantastic!
My fav is a Steak with garlic or Krauter butter, served with a lovely fried mushroom sauce and chips (gets British to American dictionary out: Chips = Fries)
Hi gang.
Just to let you know I'm still alive. Im currently living between my parent's place and my flat. The big stuff (t.v, bed, book case etc) is all there but i have a load of other crap to take over yet. I am also in the process of registering my car onto the German net - which is a real pain in the ass i might add.
After i get that sorted i need to apply for my tv and radio license and then after that I will be arranging to get a phone line and broadband set
Yes, Flat = Apartment
How will they know? Well im sure they dont have secret radar guns that can hunt for TV/Radio signals, but Im sure that if i were to have a party or the landlord came over to have a quick inspection and he/she discovers that I DONT have a tv/radio license then that is how id get caught...
Honestly, i think the whole license thing is a
Hay thanks buddy
its funny u mention this - i hardly watch tv either, but i'll be paying for it it seems.... ~_~
Fantastic stuff! DO more! MORE!
I was in my house, having just finished school. I remember feeling peckish and I had poured myself a bowl of cerial (it was a fairly hot day and I found it quite refreshing at the time)
I remember suddenly hearing the door burst open and my my rushing in, telling me to turn the TV on to the news. Me and my sister didnt have a clue what was going on. My mum changed the channel and I remember the seeing images of the first tower hit. There was a distinct feeling in my chest, worse than
Hay gang.
just to let you know, ive been able to keep up todate with all the current affairs of recent times, however i havnt been able to contribute as such because of my situation.
I should be able to get an internet connection by October at the latest. I will be on the works computer tommorow will thursday. With any luck i will be able to post during that time.
Thanks for understanding!
Cheers, Keith
Oops... forgot to sign in....
Hi gang. A few days ago I had announced I would have the internet up and running on the 24th of this month. Well unfortunatly it there is no connection yet. I went to the Arcor shop (my provider) and they explained that it could be any time AFTER the 24th. They said that I will receive a seperate letter with my log in name and password sometime within the next week.
No im no internet provider company, but how the hell does it take over 3 weeks to set up a bloody connection?! God
... That's not funny
. I was absolutely gutted that I didnt get connected when I thought I could. However, my boss is away on meetings today and tommorow, so that means I have the pc all day
Hi gang!
It is 10:33am here in Germany and I have finally been connected to the internet! The telephone company sent someone out and got me connected! OH happy joy
I'm in a rush now (off to work) but I will be back on later
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“It is by its promise of an occult sense of power that evil often attracts the weak.” - Eric Hoffer
Case Study Two Part One: Saburo Kintaru - The Voice That Screamed From Within the Darkness and said “I!”
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Piercing darkness filled my vision and soul. That was the best way I could describe
"The S.S More Powerful Than Superman, Spider Man and The Incredible Hulk Put Together!"
Nah... just kidding. Or am I?
I suggest "Island Sun"
Island Sun actually to a US Military code that was initiated by the Defense Information Systems Ageny. From what I can tell it refers to the state of condition/rules of conduct in battle.
Also, I thought it sounded kool
DAMN! And i was sure the SS More Powerful than Superman, Spiderman And the Incredible Hulk was gunna win....
I heard that Edward Norton was gunna vote for the Durden but he has some issues with him/self.
In the movie he is called the "Narrator" however in the book he does have a name. If u watch the DVD and play the commentory with the director David Finch, he tells u his name. I cant remember of the top of my head but its there
These things happen dude and dont for a second thing ur a "nerd" for moving back to your parent's place.
FYI - the average age of kids leaving their parent's place in the UK is now 36 because noone can afford to just "get up and go".
I wish you the best of ease in your move
Good stuff
just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year
Im at my folks place right now and i will try and find time to finish the "case study" posts and start posting in Paradise Lost, which im looking fo
Sorry to hear about that man - I certainly hope things get alot better for you in this new year.
Happy new year gang! Hope you're all having a great time
take care, Keith
Yeah, i noticed a high of 35 guests at one point... lol
Sorry, I had forgotten to log in
YES sir sorry sir! lol
I know, im terrible, im just looking for the opertune moment
God damn shame too, Rhodes was a good guy on site and to chat to on MSN.
Same goes for Butch (although i dont recall chatting to him much on MSN)
Hope they come back or at least send an Email to let us know they are still alive.
Hi gang!
Well, it's finally finished. It took forever for me to get that ended, but it's all over now.
Now that it's over, I was looking for all of your input on this.
Please dont be afraid to rate the case studies as a whole on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being the bottom of the scale and 5 being to top)
Im looking forward to your comments
Huh... for some reason I can't create a Poll...
Never mind, if you could just comment here, that would be great
cheers, Keith
Lol thanks for your support guys! Much appreciated
Although i probably shouldnt be posting as Saburo... since he isnt concious right now
1280X1024
I have a computer intellobision...
Well i'm pleased your stress is over mate!
Good on ya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfMOAiDoNRQI wonder how many people thought this was an amazing Sony PSP...
I looked this up on a Wiki page and it said it was priced at a massive £2!!
Shocking.... lol
Digital camera is the way to go as it has benefits for the future!
When she takes a picture of you two together, get ahold of the file and send it off to get professionally printed (glossy/mat finish, whichever you prefer). THEN you can get a nice hearts/lovey dovey frame for the picture and give it to her for valentines day!
There, all sorted
Happy Birthday dude!
GMT +1 here.
I live in Hardt, a small town just outside Moenchengladbach. It's a nice place, although Moenchengladbach isn't exactly the best of cities.
My parents have a place on the Mosel river in a small town called Bremm which is about 30 mins from Cochem. Now THATS a lovely place! Absolutely peaceful
Zuerich to Hardt is like 800 KM!
I would'nt fancy driving all the way from Switzerland to Germany, it would be exhausting
I think you friend is either mistaken or making it up. The closest trainstation to Hardt is Moenchengladbach and again, that is NOWHERE near Switzerland...
It was okay, I got her a couple Johnny Cash cds (she loves him). She was really surprised which was nice.
Hay, real life things take president matey. Theres no need for an apology
Welcome back Ben. I HATE it when computers decide to go "tits up" on me, so I know your pain.
Pleased to see you've returned
