Bloody typical!

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Hi gang. A few days ago I had announced I would have the internet up and running on the 24th of this month. Well unfortunatly it there is no connection yet. I went to the Arcor shop (my provider) and they explained that it could be any time AFTER the 24th. They said that I will receive a seperate letter with my log in name and password sometime within the next week.

No im no internet provider company, but how the hell does it take over 3 weeks to set up a bloody connection?! God only knows, so until then im stuck without the internet.

However, on the bright side, i am visting my parents' place and I will do a post at the weekend.

Once again im sorry about this delay!

cheers, Keith
Sorry to hear that man. Well, if you want to post you can always send mail to Ben and then he'll read your handwritten paper mail, type it up, color it, and post it. That's how I post you know. I sent this message to Ben via USPS about a week ago, I just had a feeling that it would be relevant when he got it.
Crayven Securities, Inc. | MechWarrior
sleep.gif ... That's not funny sad.gif . I was absolutely gutted that I didnt get connected when I thought I could. However, my boss is away on meetings today and tommorow, so that means I have the pc all day smile.gif If i get time I will post, however it will be guarenteed that I will post over the weekend happy.gif

I can hardly wait!

Cheers, Keith
LOL GARRETT!!!! I can totally see ben going 'what the blazes does this say?!?!?' and then making his best guess

Come back soon keith, we miss you sad.gif
Yeah - uh - Garrett - would've been nice if you had bothered to wipe the pizza sauce and beer off your latest message before you sent it to me. What the hell does 'I tngh bwaht goo ge ga joob mfxzzizbin' mean?
Hehe, if I sent you one last night you'd have had to wipe blood off it. One of the UW tight-ends (a football (not soccer) player position for those of you who fly the British flag) and I had a little rumble. The blood would be all mine of course. My whole house had a bit of a battle, I foolishly engaged someone who nearly doubles my weight.


And I have nice hand writing thank you.
However, tngh bwaht goo ge ga joob mfxzzizbin' is a bit more understandable if you're a Village Idiot. Ahem...


I raised my pistol, as I rounded the corner to gun down the most wanted criminal in the Inner Sphere-Ye Old Villidge Idiote, they called him. However, he was an idiot, but possessed no speech skills. His sheer lack of common sense could destroy entire cities, and now I was about to destroy him. I rounded the corner...

"Tngh bwaht goo ge ga joob mfxzzizbin'!" He muttered.

I felt as though I had been shot in the heart. I looked around and screamed, as it all went black.
LMAO