"A very Happy Birthday to Captain Desparado!" I announced, raising a glass of ale in the air. "In honor of this very special day, I've arranged for The Village Idiot to juggle chainsaws for you! As a matter of fact, he's getting warmed up right now, and I th - "
A blood-curdling scream, accompanied by the wet, sickening crunch of a spinning blade impacting flesh suddenly interrupted my speech.
"A slight change of plans. The Village Idiot will not be appearing here tonight," I cringed, pausing for a long moment as I mentally shifted gears.
"Karaoke, anyone?"
A blood-curdling scream, accompanied by the wet, sickening crunch of a spinning blade impacting flesh suddenly interrupted my speech.
"A slight change of plans. The Village Idiot will not be appearing here tonight," I cringed, pausing for a long moment as I mentally shifted gears.
"Karaoke, anyone?"
