Happy Birthday Ben! May all of your wildest dreams come true!
Happy bird-day Ben! *crashes a tankard of ale down on the bar*
We have to get drunk immediately!
The crisp crack of the cap on my bottle of Bacardi Select reverberated off of the Canopian banquet hall's vaunted ceiling. I held my breath and tried not to inhale while taking deep swigs of the sweet dark rum. Soon, I would be inebriated in celebration for my most distinguished comrade. The buzzing joy that would resonate through my head until late into the next day was only a fractal in compairison for the joy I wished to express to him. My cheeks were warm and my tounge was numb and a feeling of well-being flowed through me almost as swiftly as the liquor had.
Congradulashuns! Happy Birffdah!
The crisp crack of the cap on my bottle of Bacardi Select reverberated off of the Canopian banquet hall's vaunted ceiling. I held my breath and tried not to inhale while taking deep swigs of the sweet dark rum. Soon, I would be inebriated in celebration for my most distinguished comrade. The buzzing joy that would resonate through my head until late into the next day was only a fractal in compairison for the joy I wished to express to him. My cheeks were warm and my tounge was numb and a feeling of well-being flowed through me almost as swiftly as the liquor had.
Congradulashuns! Happy Birffdah!
Happy Birthday dude! 
We have to get drunk immediately!
The crisp crack of the cap on my bottle of Bacardi Select reverberated off of the Canopian banquet hall's vaunted ceiling. I held my breath and tried not to inhale while taking deep swigs of the sweet dark rum. Soon, I would be inebriated in celebration for my most distinguished comrade. The buzzing joy that would resonate through my head until late into the next day was only a fractal in compairison for the joy I wished to express to him. My cheeks were warm and my tounge was numb and a feeling of well-being flowed through me almost as swiftly as the liquor had.
Congradulashuns! Happy Birffdah!
My throat burning with the mix of alcohol and bile, I spit forth a horrific belch that defied the very heavens in its volume and depth.
"Why thannkah...thannkaverrahmush..." I muttered, the words vomiting from my mouth on a cloud of gin-soaked halitosis.